
- 70/100
- Players5 ratings
- 72/100
- Critics3 reviews
More scores
- Metacritic10 critic reviews
- 60/100
- Metacritic usersuser score
- 43/100
- GameFAQsJust Right-Tough
- 2.5/5
- Player reviews
- 59% positive64 reviews
- Runs on
- Windows, Mac, Linux
- Price
- US$9.99
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2017 · Mega Cat Studios · Arcade · Beat 'em up
Coffee Crisis
Timed Sega exclusive
Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! This is a full scale release for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, packed with classic gameplay and an extra espresso shot of action!
- Released
- 2017
- Platforms
- BrowserLinuxNintendo SwitchPlayStation 4Sega GenesisWindowsXbox OnemacOS
- Genres
- ArcadeBeat 'em upFightingIndie
- Developers
- Mega Cat Studios
- Publishers
- Mega Cat Studios
- Modes
- Co-opMultiplayerSingle-player
- Perspective
- Side view
- Themes
- ActionScience fiction
- Country
- United States
- Age ratings
- PEGI 12ESRB T
- Languages
- English
- Time to beat
- 1.5hmain story3hcompletionist
About
Coffee Crisis is a 2017 beat 'em up video game developed and published by Mega Cat Studios for the Genesis/Mega Drive and Microsoft Windows. The console version was released on February 24, 2017, as a physical cartridge with a printed manual.
›Story
An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.
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The articlegameplay, story, development, reception
Gameplay
Coffee Crisis is a side-scrolling brawler, reminiscent of games like Streets of Rage or Golden Axe. Players fight a variety of aliens and possessed humans, collecting power-ups and earning points, as they progress through numerous levels. Jumping and special maneuvers are also available.
The game was designed with cooperative play in mind, and offers two-player support. Players can play as either Nick Miller or Ashley Corts from the Black Forge Coffee House.
Story
An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.
Development
The game started out when the owner of Mega Cat Studios met Nick and Ashley, the owners of the Black Forge Coffee House, at a fundraiser for the UPMC Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh and decided to collaborate. Out of a shared respect for retro gaming consoles, the owners decided that the game should be released on the Sega Genesis and Mega Drive, especially since Mega Cat Studios already had the equipment necessary to self-publish the game. Coffee Crisis runs on the Sega Genesis's and Mega Drive's original hardware.
The Black Forge Coffee House penned the story, while Mega Cat Studios did the art and programming. Pittsburgh metal band Greywalker provided music for the soundtrack. The game features many scenes and locations from around Pittsburgh, including PNC Park, Grandview Boulevard, and the Duquesne Incline.
Reception
Coffee Crisis received mixed reception, being praised for its sense of humor, music and inclusion of Pittsburgh locations and music, while being criticized for lack of modern features, such as the ability to block attacks. Critics also noted that the game's difficulty would sometimes suddenly spike, and that it wasn't always clear what was going on in game.
Releases by platformdates and regions as published
Editions and related releases
- Included in
- Mega Cat Studios Collection 1Mega Cat Studios Collection
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