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2017 · Mega Cat Studios · Arcade · Beat 'em up

Coffee Crisis

Timed Sega exclusive

Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! This is a full scale release for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, packed with classic gameplay and an extra espresso shot of action!

Released
2017
Platforms
BrowserLinuxNintendo SwitchPlayStation 4Sega GenesisWindowsXbox OnemacOS
Genres
ArcadeBeat 'em upFightingIndie
Developers
Mega Cat Studios
Publishers
Mega Cat Studios
Modes
Co-opMultiplayerSingle-player
Perspective
Side view
Themes
ActionScience fiction
Country
United States
Age ratings
PEGI 12ESRB T
Languages
English
Time to beat
1.5hmain story3hcompletionist

About

Coffee Crisis is a 2017 beat 'em up video game developed and published by Mega Cat Studios for the Genesis/Mega Drive and Microsoft Windows. The console version was released on February 24, 2017, as a physical cartridge with a printed manual.

›Story

An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.

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Gameplay

Coffee Crisis is a side-scrolling brawler, reminiscent of games like Streets of Rage or Golden Axe. Players fight a variety of aliens and possessed humans, collecting power-ups and earning points, as they progress through numerous levels. Jumping and special maneuvers are also available.

The game was designed with cooperative play in mind, and offers two-player support. Players can play as either Nick Miller or Ashley Corts from the Black Forge Coffee House.

Story

An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.

Development

The game started out when the owner of Mega Cat Studios met Nick and Ashley, the owners of the Black Forge Coffee House, at a fundraiser for the UPMC Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh and decided to collaborate. Out of a shared respect for retro gaming consoles, the owners decided that the game should be released on the Sega Genesis and Mega Drive, especially since Mega Cat Studios already had the equipment necessary to self-publish the game. Coffee Crisis runs on the Sega Genesis's and Mega Drive's original hardware.

The Black Forge Coffee House penned the story, while Mega Cat Studios did the art and programming. Pittsburgh metal band Greywalker provided music for the soundtrack. The game features many scenes and locations from around Pittsburgh, including PNC Park, Grandview Boulevard, and the Duquesne Incline.

Reception

Coffee Crisis received mixed reception, being praised for its sense of humor, music and inclusion of Pittsburgh locations and music, while being criticized for lack of modern features, such as the ability to block attacks. Critics also noted that the game's difficulty would sometimes suddenly spike, and that it wasn't always clear what was going on in game.

Releases by platformdates and regions as published

PlatformReleasedRegions
Sega Genesis24 February 2017Worldwide
PlayStation 428 February 2018Worldwide
macOS4 May 2018Worldwide
Linux4 May 2018Worldwide
Windows4 May 2018Worldwide
Xbox One15 August 2018Worldwide
Nintendo Switch30 November 2018Worldwide · Europe 12 March 2020
Browser1 July 2021Worldwide

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