
- 80/100
- Metacritic17 critic reviews
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- Metacritic usersuser score
- 61/100
- Player reviews
- 91% positive1,079 reviews
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Runs on
- Windows, Mac
- Price
- US$14.99
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2025 · Hexecutable · Puzzle · Role-playing
Consume Me
did you feel stupid, fat, lazy, and ugly in high school? well i did...but at least i made a life-simulation RPG about it!
- Released
- 24 September 2025
- Platforms
- WindowsmacOS
- Genres
- PuzzleRole-playingSimulationStrategyIndie
- Developers
- Hexecutable
- Publishers
- Hexecutable
- Modes
- Single-player
- Perspective
- Bird view / IsometricSide view
- Themes
- ComedyRomance
- Engine
- Unity
- Languages
- Chinese (Simplified), Chinese (Traditional), English, French, German, Japanese, Portuguese (Brazil), Spanish (Spain)
- Features
- Family SharingFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam CloudSteam achievements
- Time to beat
- 7hmain story7hwith extras8hcompletionist
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